Texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Seth: …what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I’m fuckin’ Steven Glansberg?Įvan: I guess…yeah…I mean, what do you want me to do? 7. I gotta…go meet my counselor, I’m picking out my classes for next year. Seth: Alright, let’s stop this and just go get some dessert.Įvan: No, I can’t. That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.
Hamish O’Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. When a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time. I’ve got it here – look its completely munted!” 5. “Hey dude I drove over a squirrel the other day. The popular Australian meaning is to be broken or unusable. “I’ve been doing the Man Stand outside T2 for an hour!” 4. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi-story shopping centres, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below. The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. “I can’t come over at the moment…my car is borked”. “I totally borked my machine installing I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2” Specifically used to describe technology that is broken. “Charizarding with Jenny was a night I’ll never forget”. We’ve put together a list of funny Urban Dictionary word and definitions you need to be using right now.Ĭharizarding is when you light a girl’s pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have enough badges to train me” We figured if the courts are learning new urban dictionary words, that you should too. True Story of Barry Wood: ‘Wood Sitting On a Bed’ Memeħ5 Funny Tinder Pick-Up Lines for Guys 23 Funny Urban Dictionary Words What is the Average Penis Size and Length in Australia? We’re not saying that these words are safe for work or anything but crass, so cut us a little slack as we explore this list below! Examples include “nutting”, “jacking someone” and even “grenades” made famous by Jersey Shore.
Our speech and grammar have become so bad that courts have actually referred to the Urban Dictionary to look up definitions of words and names in legal cases.
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